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"BLONDE & BLONDER"

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BLONDE & BLONDER

by Dawn Bell, Alice Trail and SANDY THOMAS

Chapter One

"Oh! This is too much!", Joanne raged as her daughter Maureen related that once again Central High was capping off its Freshie Week with a festive dance and crowning of a Freshie Queen. "I told them I'd fight tooth and nail if they tried that male chauvinist pig garbage again this year. It's that Carlson! He's doing it just to goad me and the Movement! By god Maureen, we have to stop this and teach them a lesson. I'm calling an emergency meeting of the Society tonight. We have to devise a plan of action and put it into place immediately. Are you with me?"

"Right on Mom!" Maureen replied with a determined smile. "I'm with you all the way!"

To put it mildly, Joanne was a very outspoken feminist. Still in her thirties, she was the founder and leader of the city's Society for the Advancement of Women's Organizations and Feminist Fulfillment...aka S.A.W.O.F.F. She had been trained for her role well over the past seventeen years.

Maureen was entering her senior year in high school. She wasn't an overly popular girl, not that she wasn't attractive. It's just that her mother had drilled into to her that wearing sexy clothes, a lot of makeup, and being flirtatious with boys was playing into their "trap."

Joanne herself had faltered nineteen years before and married the proverbial chauvinist. Two children later; however, she saw the light and took up "the cause." Seeing her change of attitude, her husband promptly took up his belongings and left for good.

Joanne was left to raise her daughter and her son Sam who was two years younger. Sam never knew his father and instead had the experience of being raised by a bitter woman who had only the lowest opinion of the male species.

She wasn't mean to him or anything, she just continually harped about how men were somehow carrying out this great secret strategy to keep women obedient and subservient. The result was that Sam grew up confused. On the one hand he was strongly discouraged about playing with his peers